BreakUps

Today I decided to break up with her before she did. I didn't feel tired of it, I mean we barely made it to a month. I just didn't feel OK with it and besides I was never interested in the relationship or her. I just wanted closure. Closure in terms of giving her what she wanted even though the love giving was from one-side {her side}. Have never being in a relationship where the other partner is fully devoted in the relationship, am more in relationships where both sides are playing away games. That's better; there are no expectations, heartbreak takes a day or two, you have your space time to yourself completely and there are no commitments. I needed to see how the other side was and it was bad.
Take this example, how can someone torture himself by watching just one channel even though that channel can be boring, crazy, nosy, bitchy and over understanding. That's just torture. I think there is a name for that exam I cited, what is it? It's somewhere in my head, I just can't put a name to it. Emmmmm... What is it? Yeah! Marriage. I know I knew the word. Marriage is all that, but that isn't for me. Not a committer and never will be. That makes life easier.

Although, we are still going to be friends but that's better than having to be in a relationship with her. I really won't consider a friend. It's best to be on a safe side, than to intentional doom yourself with a constant defensive mode preparing for an impending attack. If you knew the way I broke up with her you would clearly understand why I need to have a defensive front. I break up with all my ex the same way, that it's turning into something like cliché for me. A way that doesn't involve shouting, crying, scratching,biting; you know all those emotional crap. Let's be sincere, I like my women crazy. And also there is no room for breakup sex, I use the text method. Simple, easy, quick and pain free. And my women her usually calm about it. They are like; "I totally understand." And am like; "Thank you for understanding." But after that, I usually place their names into my enemy list. Like a list where you have everyone that wants to hurt me badly. Trump is on the list too. Kidding, really he's on the list. He has to be on the list, that guy is a fucking racist. The text method is the best breakup too, ever. It's irreplaceable. It's flexible and gets the job done instantaneously.

Whenever I break up with an ex, am usually high on something. Alcohol or pot. They make you discover new words to use when composing the best breakup text. You see I never use the same breakup text twice. You never know who's who. Your ex might relate to another ex, life can be tricky. That's one of my unwritten breakup rules. Be creative, be flexible, be modest and be high. If I were you I would go for pot. You see, pot gives you everything. You can be all this;creative, flexible {No}, modest and honest with pot but with alcohol; you can be more irritative, less creative, flexible with cause words, less modest, they are more... but you get what am trying to say. Enough of this right now, am off. I need to get high and wasted. It's my time.